Pants Pointer
US Patent Issued In
1996
Hey, which way to the hole? How many
times have you asked yourself that question? Making sure you
drive a straight shot sometimes requires gentle guidance and if
you need help finding the hole, the patently peculiar Pants
Pointer is here to help! According to our inventor, the Pants
Pointer is "comprised of a tube with an elongated shaft
extending therefrom having a knob mounted on the free end...",
whoa, hold on, let's just stop right there, this is a family web
site.
Anyway, the idea is that if your feet are perpendicular to the
hole, your Pants Pointer, which looks like a cheap car antennae
that's clipped to your belt, will point you in the right
direction. If you get thirsty, you can plant your feet
perpendicular to the clubhouse and know which way to go, but
you're gonna have to do the sidestep shuffle to stay on target.
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T. VanCleave
